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Past Events
| When: | 12 May 06 | | Where: | Las Vegas | | What: | Hummingbird's Wedding | | Distance: | | Elevation
Gain: | | | The Plan: | Today one of the Arizona Lost Hikers will be wed. So as Siege's brother Hummingbird prepares to enter married life we offer these thoughts:
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx
Behind every great man there is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him - Oscar Wilde
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. - Joey Adams
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? - Groucho Marx
A man's wife has more power over him than the state has. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late. - Max Kauffmann
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards. - Benjamin Franklin
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. - Henry Youngman
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. - G. K. Chesterton
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. - Rodney Dangerfield
All kidding aside we here at The Lost Hikers wish you both all the best. | | | Click here for our pictures and comments.
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